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Name: Antonio Banderas
Born: August 10, 1960 in Andalucia, Spain

Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5’ 9”
Sign: Leo
Rank: #96

The extremely sexy Antonio Banderas is our fifth one down the list which means he is none other than number 96. This man is awarded with the sexiest accent. He can talk Spanish to me all day long, that way I wouldn’t have to listen just hear that voice!

I know this man is older them me and, come to think of it, he is older than my parents but he is hot for an old guy. I mean it is not just his voice, it is his whole body. I mean have you seen him in Zorro? He made a very sexy Zorro. With those muscles?

He also has a great, funny sense of humor. I loved him in Shrek and Puss in Boots! Even him as a cartoon made me squeal… like I said sexy voice! As Puss in Boots, he made me laugh multiple times. Which also proves that he is a good actor. Because when you are told to do a cartoon character it is harder because you have to catch the audience and convince people to like you, but you can only do it with your voice, instead of all the other things.

Like I said in previous posts on hot guys, I like tall guys. I would feel awkward with anybody shorter than me. So it is just another blessing Antonio Banderas has. Being 5’ 9” is great. It is not too tall but tall enough.

Do ever smile just because someone else is smiling? Like there is no reason to smile but you see someone who has a contagious smile? Antonio Banderas has one of the contagious smiles. When he smiles, in a movie or even in a picture, I always want to smile with him. He has a great smile. It always looks so sincere instead of just smiling for the paparazzi.

So now you know the first five on the hot guys list. But who is still to come? I’ll give you one hint, they keep getting hotter and hotter from here on out. It’s true, they do. That is why it is called the hottest guys list.

 

Katy Perry is my new favorite artist. She has a great unique voice and songs that are fun to sing along and dance to. Those are the best qualities that a singer or artist can have in their music.

Katy Perry released her first c.d., Katy Hudson, in 2001 which was, believe it or not, a Christian gospel c.d. I know right? She went from gospel music to songs like “I Kissed A Girl”. Weird. But I like her new stuff a lot better. She recently came out with her second c.d. called One Of The Boys. Which is more appropriate for her because she has more of a deep voice and I see her getting along better with boys than girls.

The first song on the c.d. is “One Of The Boys”. This song is interesting in a weird way. It is sang well and the music is good but there is something about it that is a little off. Maybe I was expecting something different. I still like it but it is not her best song. It reminds me a little bit of “Cool” by Gwen Stefani. Like the music and beat and even some of the singing in the beginning and end.

The second song on the c.d. is “I Kissed A Girl”. My personal favorite song on the c.d. I think this song has a great beat, a great tone, great singing, and a great idea. Katy Perry was raised by two preachers so I can see why she wants to rebel from her perfect religious life and sing about absurd things like kissing a girl. I wonder how her parents are feeling about her singing this since they are both Christian and preach the Christian way. This song was number one on the Billboard Hot 100, so I think her parents are happy for their daughter and I guess it is not just my opinion on how fun this song is.

Next is “Waking up in Vegas” which is her third best song ever! It started out a little slow and I was thinking this song is going to suck but then the chorus came and I immediately fell in love with it. It is one of those things that everyone is bound to do. Go to Vegas to have fun then get too drunk, lose all your money and the hotel key and maybe even lose your pants. So this is a fun song that can bring old memories or be a future song that you will listen to when you are thinking about how you can get home since you gambled your plane tickets and all your money on the slot machines. Either way this song is definitely worth listening to.

Then “Thinking Of You” pops up on the stereo. This is her slower love song on the c.d. A album is not complete without at least one cute slow jam to bring you up when you are down. I love this song. It is the best singing on the c.d. because it is more singing than talking. Not quite the best song on the album but it is up there. This song reminds me of “It Ends Tonight” by The All American Rejects, another good song.

“Mannequin” is the next song on the album. I thought this song was sort of lame. It is just talking with some rock music in the back. I was bored and not interested when I was listening to it. It actually reminded me of “I Am Legend” starring Will Smith because in the movie he is lonely so he starts talking to mannequins. Funny part. Anyway she is so much better than this song. It didn’t bring anything to the table.

“Ur So Gay” is number six on Katy Perry’s album One Of The Boys. Madonna claimed on my favorite radio show, JohnJay and Rich, that this is her FAVORITE song but I think this song is the worst on the album. I mean it is a funny song, not to be taken seriously, but not good listening material. I mean sure I laughed out loud multiple times but that is all I did. I didn’t feel like dancing or singing along and that is how a song should make you feel. So not Katy Perry’s best.

Nest comes “Hot N’ Cold”! Which is the second best song on the album and maybe ever. This is such a fun song and it made me laugh but did it in the right way and I was still having fun just listening to it. I loved the analogies like “you change you mind like a girl changes clothes.” Simple little phrases that you understand what someone is trying to say but they don’t just flat out tell you, is cool. Like since a girl changes her clothes often then you can imagine that whoever Katy Perry is talking to changes their mind often. The lyrics are so perfect in this song and the beat goes with her personality and everything has great chemistry.

“If You Can Afford Me” should really be called “If You Want Me” because that seems to be the motif in the song. Although this song is named wrong, it is not wrong. I like this song very much. It was very cute and silly but also about a true idea or rumor. It is about a man having lots of money in order to please his girlfriend or wife. I mean I guess that is true about some women but I hope it is not true about most women. Cute song and more good singing.

“Lost” is one of the worst songs on the c.d. It doesn’t have great singing or good music. In fact the music is boring and I Katy Perry tries to hit high notes that seem out of her range. I mean I like the fact that she has a deeper voice so I wish she would stick to what she knows, her natural voice.

Next “Self inflected” is a cool song. I like how up beat it is and the interesting way Katy Perry sings it. Not the best from her because the lyrics could be better but they are still good lyrics. It is fun and I am recommending it to you if you like this fantastic artist.

“I’m Still Breathing” is kind of another one of those slow jams. I do not care for this song. Not that is a bad lyrics or bad music but because of the way she is singing. It seems like she is talking seductively and I would prefer that artists sing the way they sing instead of stuff like this. I think it is weird and don’t care for it at all.

“Fingerprints” has another cute idea. And it is her normal singing voice and an up beat song. Another song that you can dance silly  and talk to yourself in the mirror to. I like the very beginning when she says “I guess I am proving them wrong”. It has great lyrics!

Finally “I Think I’m Ready” is the last song on One Of The Boys. This song is actually a bonus track, which means you can only get this song when you buy entire album. Unfortunately it sounds like a bonus track and like not a lot of effort was put into it. It sound like an acoustic version with the simple guitar in the background and no extended lyrics. Still great singing but not worth listening to.

I love Katy Perry and I think she is a fantastic artist. Although I don’t like all of her songs on this album, I like most of them. It is hard to enjoy every song on an album especially when it has spectacular songs like “I Kissed A Girl” and “Hot N’ Cold” on it. She rocks my flip flops and I hope to see her in concert sometime.

Name: Bow Wow
Born: March 9, 1987 in Columbus, Ohio
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black when he actually has hair!
Height: 5’5”
Sign: Pisces
Rank: #97

OH YEAH! Bow Wow, a rap and hip-hop artist, comes into the list at number 97. Who better to take this spot?

Now, you may be wondering why not higher on “the list”. Well I can explain that. I mean this man is hot. Super hot. The reason why Bow Wow is only number 97 is first because he is too short. I mean I am 5’3” so I need someone a little taller than 5’5”. And the second reason is he seems a little too muscular for his body. He is skinny but has muscle so it doesn’t look right for his body.

But reasons he is on the list is he has the most gorgeous brown eyes I have ever seen. I mean most people are noticed for blue eyes or green eyes but Bow Wow really does have the best BROWN eyes. They are a light brown with little dark flakes in them. Hot.

Plus he has a nice smile. It is seriously almost perfect. His white teeth just shine next to his sexy dark skin. Nothing better than perfect teeth on either man or women. Nobody wants to kiss someone with crooked, sticking out, yellow, shark teeth.

It also helps that Bow Wow can sing. There is just something extremely hot about singers. Maybe it is because they can sing love songs to you and actors can’t really act to you. I mean you don’t want them being such a good actor that they can lie straight to your face and you not even know it. So this helps his cause on the 100 hottest men list.

My favorite song that he does is “Shorty Like Mine”. I think it is just a cute song to be singing and it is one of those songs you want him to sing to you.

He also does another song with a new artist named Tiffany Evans, and the song is called “I’m Grown”. So that just proves he works well with other girls… I mean just others. This is actually also a really good song but not a song you sing to your boyfriend or girlfriend. More like a parent or guardian.

So these are the reasons the sexy Bow Wow comes into the list at number 97. We are still working down the list. Who is next? And more importantly who is number one?

Name: Michael Jordan
Born: February 17, 1963 in Brooklyn, New York
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Bald
Height: 6’6”
Sign: Aquarius
Rank: #98

Michael Jordan is number 98. If you don’t know who Michael Jordan is, then I will cry. He used to be the best basketball player in the whole world. (he played on the Chicago Bulls from 1984-1993 and then started playing again in 1995-1998. Then Michael Jordan played for the Washington Wizards in 2001-2003) Oh yeah! He is too cool not to be on “the list”. Ha-ha.

I could not resist putting him on “the list.” Some of you may be thinking this man is a freakin’ giant! But I am going to explain. You see, when I was little, I had the biggest crush on Bugs Bunny. Yes, Bugs Bunny. And when my parents told me I couldn’t have a crush on Bugs Bunny because he wasn’t real, I went to the closest thing to Bugs Bunny (that was real) that I could think of. And since Michael Jordan was in the movie Space Jam with Bugs Bunny, I chose Michael Jordan.

Don’t get me wrong. He is not only on the list because I had a crush on him when I was younger. He is also very handsome. I think it is hot that he is so athletic. He plays basketball, golf, and baseball. Plus he is such a man that he can do a movie with Loony Tunes. That is still as cool to me as it was back when I watched Space Jam everyday. I mean some men would be like heck no I am not doing a movie with Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck but Michael Jordan is not afraid to do a movie for children.

This man is hot because he is so dang tall! I like tall men. Plus he is an Aquarius and I am an Aquarius. Too bad he is so old. I mean he is 45 right now. He is still handsome thankfully but I wish I knew him when he was still in his prime years. You know what I mean?

Well those are the reasons why the wonderful talented Michael Jordan comes in number 98! But we still have 97 to go, who are they going to be?

Name: Nigel Barker
Born: April 27, 1972 in London, England
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: bald
Height: I don‘t know… but he is tall.
Sign: Taurus
Rank: #99

Coming is number 99 is the amazing Nigel Barker, a photographer and model. Mostly known because he is a judge and a photographer on America’s Next Top Model, which is one of the best reality TV shows ever. My favorite episodes are when he is the photographer because he takes some of the most amazing photos I have ever seen. Which is just another reason for him to be on the list, because he has talent!

I have to admit, I thought Nigel Barker was… gay when I first saw him and heard him talk. I mean it is weird because he doesn’t act gay… he just has that kind of attitude. But he isn’t!  He has a wife who is another model and one son and another son on the way. His wife is very lucky because he is sexy.

When I say this man is sexy I mean this man is FINE! He has one of the best smile’s I have ever seen, he is tall, dark and handsome! That is not just a saying when it comes to Nigel Barker. And all those things are very very good. Plus who can resist that sexy English accent. Not me, that is for sure. He can even fill out a shirt pretty well with those muscles on that hot body. Most definitely one of the hottest bald men I have seen.

Nigel Barker and I share a common interest, fashion! Plus on America’s Next Top Model he has a funny personality, just like me! When you have an awesome personality, you are hot. (plus he really is HOT in looks too) What I am just saying… he is sexy and he seems cool to be around. I just can’t find anything wrong with him.

Those are the reason’s why Nigel Barker came in number 99. The man is sexy and cool but there are still 98 male celebrities hotter than him! Hard to believe, I know, but it is true! So keep reading until we finally reach number ONE! Who can it be?

Name: Edward Norton
Born: August 18, 1969 in Boston, Massachusetts
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6’1
Sign: Leo
Rank: #100

Number 100 on our hottest male celebrities is Edward Norton, an American film actor, producer, screen writer, and director.

He got his first role in 1994 in a movie called “Only in America”. And hasn’t stopped acting since. He has been in twenty four films all together including three that are in production right now. Although Edward Norton has made many great movies such as Red Dragon, The Italian Job, and the latest one, The Incredible Hulk, my favorite movie that he stars in is Fight Club. That movie is funny, has a great story, and it has one of the best endings of all the movie endings I have ever seen.

He belongs in the top hundred hotties list because he is an amazing actor. That was proven with Fight Club and Red Dragon. I like the fact that he likes what he is doing and he is actually good at it. Ladies…. The man has a job! A good paying job too. Actually he has four jobs… actor, producer, screen writer, and director. And he is good at all of them.

Another reason why is made the list is because he is smart. I don’t mean just smart I mean super smart. He attended and graduated in 1991 from Yale University. Plus his father worked around Asia as a Environmental Lawyer and Conservation Advocate, so when Edward Norton went to help his father (after graduating) in Osaka, Japan, he learned how to speak Japanese. You have to be smart to learn Japanese. That seems like a hard language to go from English to.

Fergie’s latest c.d. called Dutchess has many good hits such as “Big Girls Don’t Cry” or “Fegalicious” and “Clumsy”. Those were just the singles released there are also other songs like “All That I Got” also called “The Makeup song” or “Finally” and my personal favorite “Pedestal”.

“Pedestal” is a neat up beat song. I love how it is kind of snappy! When I first heard it I didn’t want to listen to it completely because I thought the little child’s squeaky voice was annoying but actually is not. It is fun and keeps the some unique and sort of alive! Now it is my favorite song on that c.d. well not only on that c.d. but by her. Including all the songs she did with Black Eyed Peas. It is better than all those songs. I love the chorus and how Fergie pronounces each word. She has a brilliant voice that make you fixated on her vocals. I usually don’t listen to everything going on in the back ground music but there is so much that you can’t help it. It is not so much that it sounds like a crowded song but it is so instrumental. Sometimes flutes join with a little rhythm then different instrument comes in with a something different. You don’t really hear all of that going on if you are singing and jamming out with Fergie (which I often do). The only thing I don’t like about the song is at the part where Fergie sings “You think I don’t see you on the internet?” and you hear typing in the back as a part of the music. I think it would be better without the typing. Thankfully the typing is brief but who knows maybe it needs the typing. I haven’t heard it without it so it could be best the way it is. Oh! And I wish it had a music video. I think it would be a good music video. But other than that it is perfect!

I think Fergie kind of like London Bridges because in this song, the child’s voice (which I used to think was annoying) is singing “The Pedestal is falling down, falling down, falling down….” which is similar to “Your London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down….”. The only difference is what is falling down. Not only this song but she also has a song called “London Bridge” which is another great song of hers.

 

 

Panic! At The Disco was one of my favorite bands. I say was because I loved there first c.d. (A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out) but ever since there second c.d. (Pretty. Odd.) I have a different opinion of them. They changed their sound since their first c.d.

I loved every song on their first album from “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage” to “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”. They had an interesting sound with so much energy.  I enjoyed how unique and powerful Brendon Urie’s voice was. There was so much excitement in each of there songs, there wasn’t any of those boring love songs on there. And although there lyrics do not make any sense, I love them.

There new c.d. Pretty. Odd. is not great like the first one. “Nine in the Afternoon”  the only single released. I was so happy when I heard it, but I was instantly disappointed. It is a crazy song and I actually like the music video, it is pretty funny. I mean this song is okay but it is different than their first c.d. “Mad As Rabbits” is another song on Pretty. Odd. I like this one a little better than “Nine In The Afternoon” Not only does the usual singer Brendon Urie sing but so does the guitar player, Ryan Ross.  He surprised me and did a decent job.  He did not sing at all on A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out and although I said he did a decent job but I read somewhere that he is the one that wanted to make their second album sound more professional. So he changed the sound of their music.

I still like Panic! At The Disco but hopefully by their third c.d. they will go back to doing more songs like their first c.d. I am not the only one who has thought this about their Pretty. Odd. album. I think http://seattletimes.nwsource.com said it perfectly when Patrick MacDonald said “When Panic! at the Disco took the "!" out of their name, they also took the "!" out of their music.” I agree completely.  Not that it is bad but it is different, not the music and the band I fell in love with.  Unfortunately even though they messed up, I still love them. I am a loyal fan of theirs but if their next c.d. is bad, I will change my mind about being a fan.

 

Nine In The Afternoon

 

I Write Sins Not Tradgedies

 

   “Touch My Body” by Mariah Carey is the WORST song I have heard by Mariah Carey.. no scratch that… it is the worst song ever. She is singing all seductively but than just so he knows who is boss she sings “I will hunt you down”. Jeez… what a charming woman. I can’t understand her most of the time she is singing. I literally had to look up the lyrics so I could understand what she was singing. I mean she has an awesome voice but this was just wrong. The lyrics, her singing it, just all of it was wrong. I think it is really annoying and her trying too hard to be sexy. It’s just not. I hate to be so mean, but she is an amazing singer and she wasted her talent on this song. Many people like this song, it was the number one spot on itunes. And it is new so they play it all the dang time on the radio. Not only is it on the radio but it is all over YouTube even thought she sings “I best not catch this flick on YouTube”. Ha-ha.

    The music video is a nerd that comes to fix Mariah’s computer. And as soon as he gets there (she answers the door in her underwear) she  tells him to hurry and calls him a nerd. That is just part of her charm. Then the nerd has this fantasy about Mariah Carey singing “Touch My Body” and them having the love affair. They even are walking a unicorn and rolling on the floor. He is still a nerd in his fantasy, I mean why didn’t he make himself buff or good looking or something. People who date and then marry people like Nick Cannon (babe) don’t date or have an affair with nerds like this guy. But of course he is dreaming it and it snaps back into reality. It is funny but it doesn’t make up for the awful song.  Hopefully, the rest of the songs on E=MC2 (the name of her latest album) are better than this one. I really don’t see how they can be much worst. I just don’t see how you can go to really great like “We Belong Together” and “Shake It Off” to “Touch My Body”. Oh well I guess she can have one bad song.